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Grammar walks into a bar ...


A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Get out — we don’t serve your type.”
A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
A synonym strolls into a tavern.
At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar — fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television getting drunk and smoking cigars.
A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
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      • May 2017 Antonia Clare
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      • April 2013 Paul Dummett
      • July 2013
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    • 2012 >
      • April 2012 Philip Kerr
      • July 2012
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    • 2011 >
      • May 2011 Andrew Walkley
      • July 2011
      • November 2011 John Hughes
    • 2010 >
      • July 2010
      • November 2010 John Hughes
    • 2009 >
      • April 2009
      • July 2009
      • November 2009 Finn Kirkland
    • 2008 >
      • April 2008 Tim Herdon
      • June 2008
      • December 2008 Jon Hird
    • 2007 >
      • March 2007 Paul Seligson
      • June 2007
      • December 2007 Lindsay Clandfield
    • 2005/6 >
      • March 2006 Hugh Dellar
      • June 2006
      • July 2005 Evan Frendo
  • Contact us
  • Useful Links
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  • newsletter archive
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  • Fun stuff
    • Grammar goes into a bar ...
    • Food for thought!
    • Sermon on the What!
    • A sipid story of requited love
    • Funny anagrams
  • Articles
    • English in the New World by David Crystal
    • What is CLIL by Larissa Jonk
    • Are Teachers Therapists? by Joe Busuttil
    • Read aloud or read to oneself? by Joe Busutill
    • Teaching in 'Bella Italia' by Matt Done
    • English Lessons Online by Becky Portelli
    • The Halo Effect by Nick Michelioudakis